I just don't like it. Why? Because.

Since the school year is rapidly coming to a close, I thought this would be the appropriate time to throw a little extra credit your way. We’ve talked about your favorite books and genres. Let’s explore what you dislike with a passion. Tell me what is the worst book you’ve read and why it was horrible. Give this some thought and don’t write the lame review of, “I just didn’t like it”, “Because” (like in a plain “because”; you can use the word “because” if you’re explaining yourself.) “I don’t know…” I want solid details!! This assignment must be completed by Friday, May 21st. 
Until next time!
<3 Mrs. T…hompson

The ULTIMATE in Random Rhyming

Hoodoo voodoo, seven twenty one two
Haystacka hostacka, ABC
High poker, low joker, ninety-nine-a-zero
Sidewalk, streetcar, dance a goofy dance
Blackbirdy, bluejay, one, two, three, four
Trash sack, jump back, EFG
Biggy hat, little hat, fatty man, skinny man
Grasshopper greensnake, hold my hand
Hoodoo voodoo, chooka-chooky-choo-choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now
Momma cat, Tommy cat, diapers on my clothes line
Two, four, six, eight, I run and hide
Pretty girl, pretty boy, pony on a tin can
I'll be yours, you'll be mine
Hoodoo voodoo, chooka-chooky-choo-choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now
Jinga jangler, tinga lingle, picture on a bricky wall
Hot and scamper, foamy lather, huggle me close
Hot breeze, old cheese, slicky slacky fishy tails
Brush my hair, kissle me some more
Hoodoo voodoo, chooka chooky choo choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now
Hoodoo voodoo, chooka chooky choo choo
True blue, how true, kissle me now
Kissle me now
Brush my hair
And kissle me some more

Anyone want to try to top this one?  Give it a  whirl in the comments section...if you dare.  Muaaahhhhh!!!
<3 Mrs. T...hompson

Random Rhyming!!!

Pie in the sky...oh my!!
Tomato red, potato brown...I like Almond Joys not Mounds
Blue, shoe....MOO!!

Alrighty then...here's some words for you to do (you...to...do...hehhe) for some RANDOM RHYMING!!  Try to use the funniest phrases you can think of.
Lilac Rain
Mrs. Thompson
purple
orange
complementary
khaki
zapit
wriggle
yeast
zither
I'm oh so excited to see what you guys come up with!!
<3 Mrs. T...hompson

It's About That Time Again

The new marking period has started, report cards are going out, and we're prepping our bottoms off for the E.O.G.  Are you feeling a little stressed?  Need something to take the edge off of that headache that you get whenever you come to my class?  How about some extra credit?  Just post a comment and it's yours!  You need to post by Friday, May 7th.  I bet my remedy beats Tylenol 10 to 1. 
May your stress be relieved...for now.
<3 Mrs. T...hompson